We had so many private compliments on our recent post, we thought we would share with you our imaginzry version of the prepatory meeting held all day Wednesday, March 31, to debrief about the Assistant Secretary’s current visitation plans.
We with recent instructions at University Council, all in attendance got to “say something positive.”
Here are the results:
Turtle: Explain what you mean by “say,” explain what you mean by “something,” explain what you mean by “positive.”
Snake: I’m an expert!
Coyote: I think my uncle, the tribal council member, will fund me for another 3 years 7 months and 12 days to finish my paper.
Bear: We’ll serve a traditional meal of weenies without buns and we’ll set out a gallon of peanut butter.
Tiger (In tears): I’m sure we incorporated something, sometime.
Bulldog: I get to park in Dr. Warner’s parking spot!
Fox: I’ll get my students to skip class to demonstrate on how abused they are by “the man.”
Hedgehog: I’ll work when I get promoted!
Peacock: well, well, uh…ummmm I just love dogs.
Mole: I only lost your application twice.
Badger: I could bring cupcakes!
Toad: I miss Pat Melody everyday.
Speedy: I’m getting married!
The meeting ends with a general chorus by all: “we’re in it for the kids (repeat ad nauseum).
Mr. Assistant Secretary Echohawk will be impressed.
haskellnews commentary 04/01/10